Tang Dynasty Cyberpunk Lesbian vs TERF

[douqi]

Incredibly, the levels of terfery on TERF Island are somehow still managing to rise day by day from their already stratospheric baseline (together with the levels of racism, homophobia, misogyny and general fascism). I was being furious about this as I edited the latest chapter of my To Embers We Return translation this morning, which led to the following:

British TERF (I have a particular one in mind which is probably not the one most people will have in mind, but it's the one I feel most personally and professionally betrayed by, but really we have so many of them around and they're all deeply unpleasant human beings, so feel free to imagine the TERF of your choice) who has been isekai'd into cyberpunk Tang Dynasty and somehow hasn't quite realised that they're no longer in the Home Counties, Toto: CAN A WOMAN HAVE A PENIS?

Shen Ni: Lady, this is TangPro. A woman can have *glances at readout* up to thirty-two penises if she wants, easily. If you want more than that, and you want all of them to be fully functioning, as it were, it starts getting tricky because there's a risk of overloading, but with a bit of clever engineering I don't see why you couldn't get up to at least a hundred and twenty-eight—

Comments

[sewagelag00n]

I love this!!!

[douqi]

Thank you!!